10cm Insult Cakes
R350,00
- 10 cm Insult Cakes
These 10 cm Insult Cakes are expertly crafted to be just offensive enough for those who love a good laugh at someone else’s expense. Perfectly portioned vanilla sponge and buttercream to match the size of your ego. They’re designed to be shared (or, let’s face it, thrown) with a wink and a smirk.
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Description
Our Delightfully Derisive Insults:
“At least you’re pretty”
The cake that says what we’re all thinking: you might be stunning, but that’s about it. Perfect for the friend who thinks they’re one in a million… but really, they’re just one of a crowd.
“Nob”
Ideal for that mate who’s more clueless than cunning, or the friend who’s managed to age without ever quite growing up. Serve it up with a wink, a grin, and let the cake do all the roasting.
“Up yours”
This cake is ideal for the friend who loves a laugh, especially at their own expense—or maybe for that special someone who’s just been a bit too much lately. Nothing says “I love you” quite like “Up yours!”
“You’re average”
For that special friend who’s consistently… just okay. The ultimate nod to life’s mid-rangers. After all, there’s something to be said for being perfectly, comfortably, wonderfully meh.
Additional information
| Choose insult | At least you’re pretty, Nob, Up Yours, You’re Average |
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